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Rights groups oppose UAE’s Lana Nusseibeh for UN chief over Sudan claims

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 02:56 am
Rights groups oppose UAE’s Lana Nusseibeh for UN chief over Sudan claims — Mexico
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The Straight Version

UAE diplomat Lana Nusseibeh blocks UN chief bid after rights groups cite Sudan RSF funding claims.

The UNHINGED Take

Nusseibeh struts into UN HQ with UAE cash, claiming to be first woman, while RSF trucks roll out Sudan blood money. Human rights? Lol, just a bribed circus.

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Nusseibeh struts into UN HQ with UAE cash, claiming to be first woman, while RSF trucks roll out Sudan blood money.

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