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Syria-Jordan border reopens amid probe into deadly air strikes

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 03:10 am
Syria-Jordan border reopens amid probe into deadly air strikes — Mexico
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The Straight Version

Syria and Jordan reopened their border while launching a joint security committee following recent lethal air strikes.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says neighborly love like swapping intelligence while the blood is still drying on the asphalt. It is just two dumpster fires pretending they are not actively torching each other.

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CLOWN CAR DIPLOMACY / 10

Nothing says neighborly love like swapping intelligence while the blood is still drying on the asphalt.

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