The Straight Version
Tenerife held a stadium tribute for striker Jesus De Miguel following his fatal collision on the pitch.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine dying for a sport that pays you in grass stains and delusions of grandeur. That stadium wasn't honoring a legend, just filling seats for another tragic day at the office.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE WASTED POTENTIAL / 10
Imagine dying for a sport that pays you in grass stains and delusions of grandeur.
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