The Straight Version
Alexander Zverev will reach world number one in the ATP rankings this November after winning in Vienna.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine crowning a guy who treats court lines like his ex-girlfriends just to hand him a trophy. Tennis is officially scraping the bottom of the barrel for champions.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE TRASH TIER / 10
Imagine crowning a guy who treats court lines like his ex-girlfriends just to hand him a trophy.
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