The Straight Version
The Montaño family turned their private bread-making hobby into a full-scale commercial business venture.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking the world needs another overpriced artisan sourdough pusher just because your abuela taught you how to knead flour. Congratulations on monetizing your kitchen sink and wasting everyone's time.

The Bottom Line
OVERPRICED CARBS / 10
Imagine thinking the world needs another overpriced artisan sourdough pusher just because your abuela taught you how to knead flour.
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