The Straight Version
Bissú rolls out new lip balms dubbed "hot cakes", ditching desserts.
The UNHINGED Take
Bissú wants lips smelling like sugar, because when the government sells lies, enough of sweet is enough!

The Bottom Line
CARAMEL CONFUZION / 10
Bissú wants lips smelling like sugar, because when the government sells lies, enough of sweet is enough!
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Bissú wants lips smelling like sugar, because when the government sells lies, enough of sweet is enough! CARAMEL CONFUZION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/un-labial-de-hot-cakes-as-son-los #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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