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¿Un labial de hot cakes?; así son los nuevos bálsamos de Bissú

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: El Universal·3 Nov, 06:27 pm
¿Un labial de hot cakes?; así son los nuevos bálsamos de Bissú — Mexico
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The Straight Version

Bissú rolls out new lip balms dubbed "hot cakes", ditching desserts.

The UNHINGED Take

Bissú wants lips smelling like sugar, because when the government sells lies, enough of sweet is enough!

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The Bottom Line

CARAMEL CONFUZION / 10

Bissú wants lips smelling like sugar, because when the government sells lies, enough of sweet is enough!

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Bissú wants lips smelling like sugar, because when the government sells lies, enough of sweet is enough! CARAMEL CONFUZION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/un-labial-de-hot-cakes-as-son-los #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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