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US midterms: 2 days to go – what polls say as Trump, El-Sayed hit the trail

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 08:47 am
US midterms: 2 days to go – what polls say as Trump, El-Sayed hit the trail — Mexico
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The Straight Version

Democrats lead national polls two days before voters decide the fate of Trump and El-Sayed's campaigns.

The UNHINGED Take

Watching these geriatric toddlers fight over the captaincy of a sinking cruise ship is peak entertainment. May the best sociopath win the right to bankrupt the country for another four years.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10

Watching these geriatric toddlers fight over the captaincy of a sinking cruise ship is peak entertainment.

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Watching these geriatric toddlers fight over the captaincy of a sinking cruise ship is peak entertainment. COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/us-midterms-2-days-to-go-what-polls #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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