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US strikes Iranian island ahead of midterm elections

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·3 Nov, 11:33 am
US strikes Iranian island ahead of midterm elections — Mexico
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The Straight Version

US forces launched limited defensive strikes against Qeshm Island ahead of the upcoming midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing screams vote for me like blowing up an island to mask domestic incompetence. Another day, another taxpayer-funded fireworks show for the military-industrial complex.

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BLOODY ELECTION THEATER / 10

Nothing screams vote for me like blowing up an island to mask domestic incompetence.

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