The Straight Version
Oil traders are avoiding Russian diesel to escape legal repercussions following the latest Trump-Putin deal.
The UNHINGED Take
The global market is shaking in its boots like a bunch of nervous schoolgirls, terrified that one wrong invoice will get them nuked by an angry bureaucrat. Pure comedy gold.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL GEOPOLITICAL CLOWN SHOW / 10
The global market is shaking in its boots like a bunch of nervous schoolgirls, terrified that one wrong invoice will get them nuked by an angry bureaucrat.
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The global market is shaking in its boots like a bunch of nervous schoolgirls, terrified that one wrong invoice will get them nuked by an angry bureaucrat. TOTAL GEOPOLITICAL CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/why-are-oil-traders-refusing-to-buy-russian #NZEle
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