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Why are US, Russia and China racing to put nuclear reactors on the moon?

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 05:37 am
Why are US, Russia and China racing to put nuclear reactors on the moon? — Mexico
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The Straight Version

US, Russia, China race to launch nuclear reactors on the moon to power bases and mining, risking contamination.

The UNHINGED Take

Three power rogues—US, Russia, China—deploy lunatic nuclear labs on the moon like a tin‑can fireworks show, ignoring the zero‑day mutation risk; they’re playing God, bandidos.

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Three power rogues—US, Russia, China—deploy lunatic nuclear labs on the moon like a tin‑can fireworks show, ignoring the zero‑day mutation risk; they’re playing God, bandidos.

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Three power rogues—US, Russia, China—deploy lunatic nuclear labs on the moon like a tin‑can fireworks show, ignoring the zero‑day mutation risk; they’re playing God, bandidos. STUPID RADIOACTIVE TRIO / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/why-are-us-russia-and-china-racing-t

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