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High Court dismisses Negeri Sembilan state government’s bid to evict Undangs from official halls, residences - national
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Malay Mail•24 Aug

High Court dismisses Negeri Sembilan state government’s bid to evict Undangs from official halls, residences

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SEREMBAN, Aug 24 —The High Court here today dismissed two applications by the Negeri Sembilan government seeking a...

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. SEREMBAN, Aug 24 —The High Court here today dismissed two applications by the Negeri Sembilan government seeking a...

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Mahkamah tolak saman pemula kosong balai, kediaman rasmi Undang Rembau, Sungei Ujong - national
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Free Malaysia Today•24 Aug

Mahkamah tolak saman pemula kosong balai, kediaman rasmi Undang Rembau, Sungei Ujong

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Kerajaan negeri sebagai pemilik premis memohon perintah bahawa ia berhak kepada milikan kosong empat premis itu, antara lain.

Unhinged Take

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Kerajaan negeri sebagai pemilik premis memohon perintah bahawa ia berhak kepada milikan kosong empat premis itu, antara lain.

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Activists occupy UK aircraft parts factory over Israel links - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Activists occupy UK aircraft parts factory over Israel links

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Pro-Palestine activists from the ‘People Against Genocide’ group occupied a Martin-Baker factory in the UK.

Unhinged Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Pro-Palestine activists from the ‘People Against Genocide’ group occupied a Martin-Baker factory in the UK.

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Attacks on Red Cross in DR Congo making Ebola fight ‘harder’ - national
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Free Malaysia Today•24 Aug

Attacks on Red Cross in DR Congo making Ebola fight ‘harder’

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The Red Cross on Monday voiced alarm after six workers were injured in attacks in Ituri and Haut-Uele provinces last week.

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. The Red Cross on Monday voiced alarm after six workers were injured in attacks in Ituri and Haut-Uele provinces last week.

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Former NBA player Enes Kanter ejected after confrontation with WNBA’s Cloud - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Former NBA player Enes Kanter ejected after confrontation with WNBA’s Cloud

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Kanter was ejected from the Indiana-Chicago WNBA game after he was confronted by Sky guard Natasha Cloud on court.

Unhinged Take

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Kanter was ejected from the Indiana-Chicago WNBA game after he was confronted by Sky guard Natasha Cloud on court.

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Israel accused of using kites as pretext to justify escalating Gaza attacks - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Israel accused of using kites as pretext to justify escalating Gaza attacks

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Israel has threatened Palestinian groups against launching 'kites, drones, and balloons' from the war-torn enclave.

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Israel has threatened Palestinian groups against launching 'kites, drones, and balloons' from the war-torn enclave.

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Cambuur fans suffer burns as fireworks set off during Dutch league match - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Cambuur fans suffer burns as fireworks set off during Dutch league match

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Game resumed despite injuries to home fans, but it would have been abandoned if a player or match official had been hit.

Unhinged Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Game resumed despite injuries to home fans, but it would have been abandoned if a player or match official had been hit.

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Colombian armed groups used Facebook, TikTok to recruit children, says NGO - national
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Free Malaysia Today•24 Aug

Colombian armed groups used Facebook, TikTok to recruit children, says NGO

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Human Rights Watch (HRW) said the circulation of social media content by armed groups 'glorifies life in armed group ranks' and promotes 'deceptive job offers.

Unhinged Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Human Rights Watch (HRW) said the circulation of social media content by armed groups 'glorifies life in armed group ranks' and promotes 'deceptive job offers.

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Court rejects bid to vacate residences, halls of Rembau, Sungei Ujong undangs - national
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Free Malaysia Today•24 Aug

Court rejects bid to vacate residences, halls of Rembau, Sungei Ujong undangs

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The Negeri Sembilan government was also ordered to pay RM25,000 each to Abdul Rahim Yasin and Mubarak Dohak.

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. The Negeri Sembilan government was also ordered to pay RM25,000 each to Abdul Rahim Yasin and Mubarak Dohak.

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Malaysia catat lebih 21 juta ketibaan pelancong bagi separuh pertama 2026 - national
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Free Malaysia Today•24 Aug

Malaysia catat lebih 21 juta ketibaan pelancong bagi separuh pertama 2026

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Sebanyak 21,118,039 ketibaan direkod antara Januari hingga Jun, naik 2.5% berbanding tempoh sama tahun lepas.

Unhinged Take

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Sebanyak 21,118,039 ketibaan direkod antara Januari hingga Jun, naik 2.5% berbanding tempoh sama tahun lepas.

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Man jailed three months, fined RM400 for impersonating MACC officer - national
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Malay Mail•24 Aug

Man jailed three months, fined RM400 for impersonating MACC officer

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KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 24 —An unemployed man was sentenced to three months' jail and fined RM400 in the Selayang Ma...

Unhinged Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 24 —An unemployed man was sentenced to three months' jail and fined RM400 in the Selayang Ma...

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Haitians living in fear as Temporary Protected Status ends in the US - world
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Al Jazeera•29 Jul

Haitians living in fear as Temporary Protected Status ends in the US

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New York’s Haitian community is living in limbo and fear after Temporary Protected Status (TPS) was terminated Monday.

Unhinged Take

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. New York’s Haitian community is living in limbo and fear after Temporary Protected Status (TPS) was terminated Monday.

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Iran missiles target US forces in Jordan after a five-day pause in war - world
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Al Jazeera•29 Jul

Iran missiles target US forces in Jordan after a five-day pause in war

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Iran has fired a barrage of missiles at US forces in Jordan, which were successfully intercepted by the US military

Unhinged Take

Aiyoh, these Iranians really know how to stir up trouble lah, first they attack the US in Iraq, now they're trying to kacau their troops in Jordan, like what's next, they gonna start throwing stones at our embassy in KL or something, really bodoh, and what's with the US, so busy showing off their missile defense systems, but cannot even defend their own country from a bunch of Iranian rockets

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Ukraine’s Zelensky says war’s initiative is ‘not in the hands of Putin’ - national
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Free Malaysia Today•29 Jul

Ukraine’s Zelensky says war’s initiative is ‘not in the hands of Putin’

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Volodymyr Zelensky says others want to stop the war except Vladimir Putin, as Russia loses 30,000 soldiers per month.

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Volodymyr Zelensky says others want to stop the war except Vladimir Putin, as Russia loses 30,000 soldiers per month.

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Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies - world
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France 24•29 Jul

Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies

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US and Saudi warplanes launched strikes on Iran-backed militants in Iraq in response to recent drone attacks

Unhinged Take

Apa komen aku, US and Saudi buat hal again, always picking fight with Iran, nowadays like kiasu Cathay customer fighting for last plate of char kway teow, and what's with these drone attacks, like kids playing with toys lah, grown men initiating wars over some oil and ego trip, what a joke

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Vietnam detains deputy agriculture minister in durian export probe - national
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Free Malaysia Today•29 Jul

Vietnam detains deputy agriculture minister in durian export probe

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Vietnam has detained its deputy agriculture minister as part of an investigation into certification procedures for durian exports to China

Unhinged Take

Wah lau, these Vietnam people also got problem one, cannot even export durian properly, now their deputy minister kena detained, serves them right for trying to cheat, I mean, who doesn't love durian, but come on, follow the rules lah, don't be like our Malaysian drivers, think they own the road, aiya

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Iran and US trade strikes, shattering brief lull in fighting - world
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BBC World•29 Jul

Iran and US trade strikes, shattering brief lull in fighting

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US Central Command says it intercepted "multiple" ballistic missiles fired by Iran.

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. US Central Command says it intercepted "multiple" ballistic missiles fired by Iran.

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Berjaya Hills loses legal battle over retroactive quit rent charges in Pahang - national
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Malay Mail•29 Jul

Berjaya Hills loses legal battle over retroactive quit rent charges in Pahang

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Berjaya Hills Resort Bhd lost its appeal against retroactive quit rent charges in Pahang at the Court of Appeal

Unhinged Take

Aiyoh, these Berjaya Hills people think they so clever, try to cheat Pahang government out of quit rent, now they get slapped with court ruling, serves them right, korang think you can main wayang with government ah, now you know

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House break-in in Ipoh turns fatal after suspect found dead following struggle with caretaker - national
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Malay Mail•29 Jul

House break-in in Ipoh turns fatal after suspect found dead following struggle with caretaker

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A 40-year-old man died after a struggle with a caretaker during a house break-in in Ipoh

Unhinged Take

Aiya, what kind of bodoh tries to break into a house in broad daylight, and then gets into a fight with the caretaker, siol? This fella must have been desperate or just plain stupid, lah. I mean, what's the point of being a thief if you're gonna get yourself killed over some fancy kitchen appliances and cash, right? Now his family gets to collect his corpse, nice one, bangsat

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US to restore US$600mil in funding to Gavi vaccine alliance - national
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Free Malaysia Today•29 Jul

US to restore US$600mil in funding to Gavi vaccine alliance

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The US has announced that it will restore US$600 million in funding to the Gavi vaccine alliance to help developing countries access affordable immunisations

Unhinged Take

Aiyoh, finally some good news for once, but don't get too excited lah, we all know how these ang mohs love to flip-flop on their promises, and what's with the US suddenly being all altruistic, got some hidden agenda ke?

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Red Cross warns new heatwave could worsen wildfires in Spain, France - national
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Free Malaysia Today•29 Jul

Red Cross warns new heatwave could worsen wildfires in Spain, France

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Extreme heat since late spring has dried out vegetation and soil, creating conditions for flames to spread rapidly.

Unhinged Take

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Extreme heat since late spring has dried out vegetation and soil, creating conditions for flames to spread rapidly.

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6 immigration officers among 12 held over MyIMMs hack - national
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Free Malaysia Today•29 Jul

6 immigration officers among 12 held over MyIMMs hack

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Twelve individuals, including six immigration officers, were arrested by the MACC for their alleged involvement in the hacking of the MyIMMs system

Unhinged Take

Aiya, what a bloody mess, these immigration officers got caught with their hands in the cookie jar, hacking into MyIMMs, what were they thinking, trying to get their cronies' passports done ahead of the queue or what, and now they're in deep kah kui, MACC got them right where it hurts

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Farage to face Count Binface in self-triggered byelection amid funding probe - world
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France 24•9 Jul

Farage to face Count Binface in self-triggered byelection amid funding probe

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Nigel Farage announced a self-triggered by-election against comedic candidate Count Binface amid a parliamentary probe into a £5 million donation from a Thai cryptocurrency billionaire.

Unhinged Take

Farage, you hopping on a ring sweet kerja, la! He’s throwing a by-election like a surprise game show, putting his stiff suit against the mallong of Count Binface, the ultimate joke champ. At the same time, the MPs are chasing that cursed 5 million like it’s a hidden treasure – probably in ringgit, but they’re acting like it’s their life’s ambition. I swear, this political circus is the kind of chaos that would make a drunk penguin look like a disciplined army officer, but you know, we all got our share of absinthe and mensura, so keep calm lah.

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At least 28 killed in fire at shoe factory in China, state media reports - world
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BBC World•9 Jul

At least 28 killed in fire at shoe factory in China, state media reports

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At least 28 people died in a fire at a shoe factory in China.

Unhinged Take

A god awful scenario! That place must have been as damn safe as putting a quarter in a piano whilst pouring petrol on it! How can you die lower you can also find a good laugh? And, they probably not even know the proper safety checklist, so everyone learned the lesson the hard way!

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. SEREMBAN, Aug 24 —The High Court here today dismissed two applications by the Negeri Sembilan government seeking a... FAILED / 10

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Kerajaan negeri sebagai pemilik premis memohon perintah bahawa ia berhak kepada milikan kosong empat premis itu, antara lain. FAILED / 10

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. The Red Cross on Monday voiced alarm after six workers were injured in attacks in Ituri and Haut-Uele provinces last week. FAILED / 10

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Human Rights Watch (HRW) said the circulation of social media content by armed groups 'glorifies life in armed group ranks' a

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