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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. The Inspector-General of Police honours 10 fallen officers, vowing the force will not be intimidated and remains committed to protecting lives and property Read More: https://punchng.com/police-will-not-be-intimidated-ig-vows-as-force-honours-fallen-officers/

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Sokoto State Government provides N100m and food items to families affected by banditry and a recent boat accident, offering crucial support to victims. Read More: https://punchng.com/sokoto-donates-n100m-food-items-to-victims-of-banditry-boat-accident/

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Governor Sanwo-Olu congratulates his Chief of Staff, Tayo Ayinde, on his 62nd birthday, praising his loyalty and contributions to Lagos State. Read More: https://punchng.com/sanwo-olu-celebrates-chief-of-staff-at-62/

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Never in the Premier League have all three sides who have come up from the second tier won on the opening weekend since the top tier of English football was officially renamed and established as the Premier League in 1992. Two newly promoted clubs have won their opening Premier League matches for only the fourth Read More: https://punchng.com/full-list-hull-stun-man-united-ipswich-win-as-promoted-clubs-shine-in-epl-opener/

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. APC Reps candidate Ibrahim Olarewaju pledges human capital development and community advancement for Ekiti constituents, commissioning a CBT centre and lay Read More: https://punchng.com/apc-reps-candidate-pledges-development-for-ekiti-constituents/

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. The alleged killings are rooted from the prolonged disputes over who should control Osun’s motorparks. The post Osun police confirm shooting amid alleged killing of five over garage takeover in Ikire appeared first on Premium Times Nigeria .

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Francis Sardauna in Katsina The United Nations Children’s Fund (UNICEF) has enlisted Imams, pastors and other religious leaders across the 34 local government areas of Katsina State to leverage their

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. The cancellation follows Trump's surprise order last week to scale back a separate annual joint military drill.

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Pro-Palestine activists from the ‘People Against Genocide’ group occupied a Martin-Baker factory in the UK.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Kanter was ejected from the Indiana-Chicago WNBA game after he was confronted by Sky guard Natasha Cloud on court.

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Israel has threatened Palestinian groups against launching 'kites, drones, and balloons' from the war-torn enclave.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Parents of children with cerebral palsy in Abia State renew calls for government assistance and public investment in specialised support services, highligh Read More: https://punchng.com/parents-of-cerebral-palsy-children-renew-call-for-assistance/

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Wetin Tinubu dey order sef, him think say security chiefs be im pawns wey him dey control, dem kill people for Kaduna, him dey give order like say him dey serious, abeg make him do something wey go show say him no be joke, all these years wey him dey play politics, him neva do anything wey make sense, now him wan use security matter take impress us

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Makinde don dey try, but make we no forget say him still be politician, we go still dey watch am, no be today him go start to dey fly plane up and down, him better use am well, no be for show, I dey wait to see how him go take use am take catch all those yahoo boys and kidnappers wey dey terrorize our state, if him no use am well, na another waste of our money be that

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Wetin we expect? Borno teachers dey run comot because dem no want die for nonsense, who go blame dem? Na only mad people go stay where Boko Haram dey reign supreme, our government no try at all, dem just dey chop money, dey gloss over the problem like say e no exist.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. The Olukere of Ikere Ekiti inaugurates the Arede Dynasty Foundation, an empowerment foundation, to preserve his late mother's legacy of caring for the less Read More: https://punchng.com/ekiti-monarch-honours-mothers-legacy-with-empowerment-foundation/

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Wetin concern federal government with herbal medicine, abi dem wan use am treat their own ailment wey be corruption, make dem no use us play, we know say dem just dey find way to chop our money, all these ones na wash, dem no fit even provide ordinary paracetamol for hospital

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Gunmen killed a senior Army officer, Col Abdussalam A. Ude, in Nasarawa during a suspected kidnap attempt. Read details of the tragic incident. Read More: https://punchng.com/gunmen-kill-senior-army-officer-in-suspected-kidnap-attempt/

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Wetin concern us for Nigeria with Haitians and their TPS palava, but make we no lie, those Americans sabi do their citizens bad, imagine putting people for limbo like say dem be jollof rice wey dem dey heat and reheat, fear no go kill person, sha

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Wetin concern Iran with Jordan, are they trying to collect their change from America or what, these people no dey tire, always dey look for trouble, and our own Nigerian politicians dey here dey fight over who go chop national cake

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Wetin concern US and Saudi with Iran matter, dem no get better thing to do, abi dem wan come disturb our own Nigerian peace, make we no forget say we get our own wahala for Lagos traffic, those militants for Iraq fit learn from our own area boys, dem sabi disturb too

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. US Central Command says it intercepted "multiple" ballistic missiles fired by Iran.

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Arsenal, the Gunners, just scooped a top‑class goalkeeper from Leeds in a free transfer, so the club’s net ID has made a quiet bump on the international pitch. That means a new savage for the Red Army dressing room and a bit more cash left in the pockets of those who used to call him ‘boss’. The move lets Arsenal tighten their ring, while the traffic on their way to the Emirates is guaranteed to get even more turbulent. But hey, champions are still champions – maybe roost out of en‑tchilla or set a new record in the Win Management System.

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Wha be this, oh! The bigwigs keep dancing on their heels, asking the foreign master to play the naughty diplomat while throwing the table to the ground when it aches. See drama, no drama? At least they keep their fists inside the palace — no, don’t kiss the car resuck migration, we have bigger ghosts to chase.