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Activists accuse Israeli settlers of assault in occupied West Bank

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 03:12 am
Activists accuse Israeli settlers of assault in occupied West Bank — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Activists claim Israeli settlers beat a US journalist and an Israeli‑Russian activist in Umm al‑Khair.

The UNHINGED Take

Israeli settlers beat a US journalist and a Russian‑Israeli activist in Umm al‑Khair; violence sells like a festival of dirty money. Their punchline is a brutal hangover called oppression.

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The Bottom Line

NO HUMANITY TRASH / 10

Israeli settlers beat a US journalist and a Russian‑Israeli activist in Umm al‑Khair; violence sells like a festival of dirty money.

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