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Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 01:19 pm
Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

UK PM rules out reparations despite Caribbean calls for an apology for Britain's slave trade.

The UNHINGED Take

Burnham snaps, UK PM shrugs: 'no reparations, sorry only for the keyboard.' Caribbeans still waiting on a pizza of justice, issued as a bland apology with zero dough.

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The Bottom Line

NO REPAIRS SAVER / 10

Burnham snaps, UK PM shrugs: 'no reparations, sorry only for the keyboard.' Caribbeans still waiting on a pizza of justice, issued as a bland apology with zero dough.

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Burnham snaps, UK PM shrugs: 'no reparations, sorry only for the keyboard.' Caribbeans still waiting on a pizza of justice, issued as a bland apology with zero dough. NO REPAIRS SAVER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/burnham-opens-door-to-formal-apology-for-britains #N

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