The Straight Version
UK PM rules out reparations despite Caribbean calls for an apology for Britain's slave trade.
The UNHINGED Take
Burnham snaps, UK PM shrugs: 'no reparations, sorry only for the keyboard.' Caribbeans still waiting on a pizza of justice, issued as a bland apology with zero dough.

The Bottom Line
NO REPAIRS SAVER / 10
Burnham snaps, UK PM shrugs: 'no reparations, sorry only for the keyboard.' Caribbeans still waiting on a pizza of justice, issued as a bland apology with zero dough.
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Burnham snaps, UK PM shrugs: 'no reparations, sorry only for the keyboard.' Caribbeans still waiting on a pizza of justice, issued as a bland apology with zero dough. NO REPAIRS SAVER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/burnham-opens-door-to-formal-apology-for-britains #N
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