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California’s Bay Area debates data centres ahead of US midterm elections

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 05:13 am
California’s Bay Area debates data centres ahead of US midterm elections — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Seven Bay Area cities block data centres, defying AI hub status.

The UNHINGED Take

They’re bleeding the AI market for safety, huh? Come on, you silicon dreamers, muttering to yourselves that robots need love but you’re too lazy for a lab.

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The Bottom Line

FORGOTTEN AI CELEBRITY / 10

They’re bleeding the AI market for safety, huh?

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