The Straight Version
Canada PM Mark Carney claims progress in trade talks with the US before US midterms.
The UNHINGED Take
Mark Carney pats his palm-worn success, while Canadian lobbyists throw a 'progress' parade. The US midterm voters get the grand show of lip‑service and a hollow treaty, like a card‑shop illusion.
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The Bottom Line
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Mark Carney pats his palm-worn success, while Canadian lobbyists throw a 'progress' parade.
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Mark Carney pats his palm-worn success, while Canadian lobbyists throw a 'progress' parade. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/carney-signals-progress-on-canada-us-trade-deal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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