The Straight Version
De Telegraaf releases Aries horoscope for 31 Oct.
The UNHINGED Take
Aries, your destiny is faucet water—linear, predictable, utterly worthless. De Telegraaf dithers over celestial nonsense like a lost beekeeper.
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The Bottom Line
ASTEROTIC SATIRE / 10
Aries, your destiny is faucet water—linear, predictable, utterly worthless.
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