The Straight Version
Xavi Hernandez has announced his Netherlands squad for the upcoming Nations League matches against Greece and Germany.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine letting a Spaniard dictate our orange fever dream while the KNVB treats the national squad like a desperate Tinder hookup. Absolute amateur hour from a circus run by blind clowns.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL FEVER DREAM / 10
Imagine letting a Spaniard dictate our orange fever dream while the KNVB treats the national squad like a desperate Tinder hookup.
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Imagine letting a Spaniard dictate our orange fever dream while the KNVB treats the national squad like a desperate Tinder hookup. TOTAL FEVER DREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/deze-spelers-zijn-door-xavi-hernandez-geselecteerd-voor #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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