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EU krabbelt terug en gaat Canada toch niet eerste 'associatielid' maken

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NU.nl·29 Oct, 04:46 am
EU krabbelt terug en gaat Canada toch niet eerste 'associatielid' maken — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Ursula reverts on making Canada first EU associate member after initial promise.

The UNHINGED Take

Ursula cucks on Canada, dropping her own cliffhanger like a stale kebab; EU just got her nosedive into bureaucracy jungle. Duh, what a freefall.

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The Bottom Line

HOLY SHIT BRAIN DODGER / 10

Ursula cucks on Canada, dropping her own cliffhanger like a stale kebab; EU just got her nosedive into bureaucracy jungle.

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Ursula cucks on Canada, dropping her own cliffhanger like a stale kebab; EU just got her nosedive into bureaucracy jungle. HOLY SHIT BRAIN DODGER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/eu-krabbelt-terug-en-gaat-canada-toch-niet #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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