The Straight Version
Lagarde will quit ECB in February, nine months early.
The UNHINGED Take
Lagarde hastily tosses ECB crown into the wind; Brussels spills honeyed euros like a drunken tourist, while the market groans as a dying leak leaks a silent scream.
The Bottom Line
LORD OF RUIN / 10
Lagarde hastily tosses ECB crown into the wind; Brussels spills honeyed euros like a drunken tourist, while the market groans as a dying leak leaks a silent scream.
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Lagarde hastily tosses ECB crown into the wind; Brussels spills honeyed euros like a drunken tourist, while the market groans as a dying leak leaks a silent scream. LORD OF RUIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/european-central-bank-president-lagarde-to-step-down #NZEl
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