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Global stock markets rise as investors continue to bet on AI

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 03:14 am
Global stock markets rise as investors continue to bet on AI — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Asian stock markets rise, following gains on Wall Street.

The UNHINGED Take

"Global stock markets rise as investors continue to bet on AI" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Global stock markets rise as investors continue to bet on AI" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Global stock markets rise as investors continue to bet on AI" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/global-stock-markets-rise-as-investors-continue-to #UnhingedWorld

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