The Straight Version
Halle Berry lost temporary custody of her son to ex-husband Olivier Martinez following allegations of physical abuse.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says Hollywood parenting like putting your kid in a chokehold while your bank account rots. Absolute munted behavior from a has-been who clearly thinks she's still starring in an action flick.
The Bottom Line
PATHETIC DISASTER / 10
Nothing says Hollywood parenting like putting your kid in a chokehold while your bank account rots.
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