The Straight Version
Indonesia is flooding Jakarta with thousands of soldiers to handle a presidential wiretapping scandal.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says stable government like calling in the army because you're paranoid about someone listening to your corrupt calls. Absolute circus act from a bunch of jittery, terrified muppets.
The Bottom Line
BANANA REPUBLIC COMEDY / 10
Nothing says stable government like calling in the army because you're paranoid about someone listening to your corrupt calls.
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Nothing says stable government like calling in the army because you're paranoid about someone listening to your corrupt calls. BANANA REPUBLIC COMEDY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/indonesia-rushes-thousands-of-troops-to-jakarta-amid #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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