The Straight Version
The US Central Command claims to have intercepted multiple ballistic missiles fired by Iran, marking an escalation in the conflict between the two countries.
The UNHINGED Take
Goddamn hassle-brokers in Iran and the US are at it again, can't they just get theirinnen together for once, those.ballistic missiles are gonna get us all gebikt. It's like they're trying to be the biggest sukkel on the block, who needs that veel dramatiek? The whole world is just a grote circus and these eikels are the clowns.
The Bottom Line
GEKKE WARRIE / 10
Goddamn hassle-brokers in Iran and the US are at it again, can't they just get theirinnen together for once, those.ballistic missiles are gonna get us all gebikt.
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Goddamn hassle-brokers in Iran and the US are at it again, can't they just get theirinnen together for once, those.ballistic missiles are gonna get us all gebikt. GEKKE WARRIE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/iran-and-us-trade-strikes-shattering-brief-lull #UnhingedWor
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