The Straight Version
The AEX index climbed 0.6 percent to 1127.3 points as tech and banking stocks rebounded today.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching these suits celebrate a pathetic 0.6 percent gain is like watching a terminal patient celebrate their toe twitching. Keep polishing the brass on this sinking Titanic, you absolute muppets.
The Bottom Line
CORPORATE DELUSION / 10
Watching these suits celebrate a pathetic 0.6 percent gain is like watching a terminal patient celebrate their toe twitching.
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Watching these suits celebrate a pathetic 0.6 percent gain is like watching a terminal patient celebrate their toe twitching. CORPORATE DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/live-banken-en-tech-aan-kop-in-groene #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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