The Straight Version
AEX up despite missing record; ECB keeps rates flat; Alphabet crushes S&P 500 in NY.
The UNHINGED Take
Local markets pump on ECB rate hold while global colossus Alphabet eats the S&P like an absolute eggplant — what’s next, a Beehive clown punted to a market cap?
The Bottom Line
DEAD IN THE WATER / 10
Local markets pump on ECB rate hold while global colossus Alphabet eats the S&P like an absolute eggplant — what’s next, a Beehive clown punted to a market cap?
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Local markets pump on ECB rate hold while global colossus Alphabet eats the S&P like an absolute eggplant — what’s next, a Beehive clown punted to a market cap? DEAD IN THE WATER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/live-damrak-sluit-positief-verlies-wall-street-loopt #NZE
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