The Straight Version
Mats Akkerman wins De Slimste Mens; Paulien Cornelisse dies at 50.
The UNHINGED Take
Akkerman's clownish win over Gortworst, thanks to a question about Olivia Colman, is a sham; Paulien's death is the only sad rallying cry left.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Akkerman's clownish win over Gortworst, thanks to a question about Olivia Colman, is a sham; Paulien's death is the only sad rallying cry left.
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Akkerman's clownish win over Gortworst, thanks to a question about Olivia Colman, is a sham; Paulien's death is the only sad rallying cry left. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/mats-akkerman-wint-slimste-mens-ook-afscheid-van #NZElection2026 #Unhing
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