The Straight Version
Red Bull swapped Max Verstappen's engine in São Paulo following technical issues during Friday practice.
The UNHINGED Take
Max is back to playing bumper cars from the back of the grid because Red Bull builds engines with the structural integrity of a soggy stroopwafel.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
Max is back to playing bumper cars from the back of the grid because Red Bull builds engines with the structural integrity of a soggy stroopwafel.
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Max is back to playing bumper cars from the back of the grid because Red Bull builds engines with the structural integrity of a soggy stroopwafel. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/max-verstappen-wacht-alsnog-inhaalrace-in-s-o #NZElection2026 #Unhing
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