The Straight Version
A 46-year-old man from Swolgen was arrested after police discovered a body near his property.
The UNHINGED Take
Digging holes in the woods like a toddler playing sandpit makes you the most incompetent serial killer in Limburg. Absolute amateur hour in Swolgen.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD MURDERER / 10
Digging holes in the woods like a toddler playing sandpit makes you the most incompetent serial killer in Limburg.
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