The Straight Version
Four NASA volunteers spent 378 days in a fake Mars habitat in Houston to study isolation.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending over a year larping as an astronaut in a glorified Texas shed just to miss the taste of Dutch rain. Absolute droolers paying for the privilege of being a lab rat.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL LUNATIC BEHAVIOR / 10
Imagine spending over a year larping as an astronaut in a glorified Texas shed just to miss the taste of Dutch rain.
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