The Straight Version
Zinedine Zidane announced his France squad for Nations League matches against Italy and Turkey, featuring Pablo Pagis.
The UNHINGED Take
Zizou is back to playing Football Manager with real humans, betting his reputation on some random named Pagis while clinging to Mbappé like a desperate ex-girlfriend.

The Bottom Line
DELUSIONAL TACTICAL NIGHTMARE / 10
Zizou is back to playing Football Manager with real humans, betting his reputation on some random named Pagis while clinging to Mbappé like a desperate ex-girlfriend.
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Zizou is back to playing Football Manager with real humans, betting his reputation on some random named Pagis while clinging to Mbappé like a desperate ex-girlfriend. DELUSIONAL TACTICAL NIGHTMARE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/nations-league-zinedine-zidane-balances
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