The Straight Version
The Netherlands is dumping two billion euros into a ten-billion-euro fund to keep startups within Europe.
The UNHINGED Take
Heleen Herbert is lighting two billion of our tax euros on fire to bribe mediocre startups into staying in this bureaucratic wasteland. Utterly pathetic attempt to fix our terminal lack of innovation.

The Bottom Line
FISCAL HARA-KIRI / 10
Heleen Herbert is lighting two billion of our tax euros on fire to bribe mediocre startups into staying in this bureaucratic wasteland.
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