The Straight Version
Two experienced skydivers died after colliding in mid-air near Los Angeles, causing their parachutes to tangle.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending years perfecting a hobby just to turn into a lawn dart because you couldn't keep your distance. Absolute masterclass in failing at the one thing you were actually qualified for.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL GRAVITY FAILURE / 10
Imagine spending years perfecting a hobby just to turn into a lawn dart because you couldn't keep your distance.
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Imagine spending years perfecting a hobby just to turn into a lawn dart because you couldn't keep your distance. TOTAL GRAVITY FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/parachutisten-komen-om-na-botsing-in-de-lucht #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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