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Praat mee: Is de Sinterklaasintocht nog wel van deze tijd?

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: De Telegraaf·29 Oct, 10:49 am
Praat mee: Is de Sinterklaasintocht nog wel van deze tijd? — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Carnisse residents are debating whether the Sinterklaas parade is still inclusive enough for modern Dutch society.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine losing your mind over a bearded ghost on a boat while your neighborhood crumbles. Absolute clown behavior to act like a centuries-old costume is the peak of our national crisis.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine losing your mind over a bearded ghost on a boat while your neighborhood crumbles.

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