The Straight Version
Zelenskyy claims US elections will decide Ukraine’s war outcome.
The UNHINGED Take
Zelenskyy drags the US midterms into Kyiv, claiming they’ll tip the war’s scales—yet the only thing they’ll shift is his patently stupid posture.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED KAPER / 10
Zelenskyy drags the US midterms into Kyiv, claiming they’ll tip the war’s scales—yet the only thing they’ll shift is his patently stupid posture.
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Zelenskyy drags the US midterms into Kyiv, claiming they’ll tip the war’s scales—yet the only thing they’ll shift is his patently stupid posture. CERTIFIED KAPER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/president-zelenskyy-says-us-elections-will-impact-war #NZElection2026 #Unh
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