The Straight Version
This weekend features Kimi Antonelli's F1 title pursuit, the Ajax-AZ football match, and the new skating season.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching Antonelli crash his way to a title while Ajax pretends to be a functional football club is the ultimate Dutch recipe for a massive, depressing Sunday hangover.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE BRAIN DECAY / 10
Watching Antonelli crash his way to a title while Ajax pretends to be a functional football club is the ultimate Dutch recipe for a massive, depressing Sunday hangover.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Watching Antonelli crash his way to a title while Ajax pretends to be a functional football club is the ultimate Dutch recipe for a massive, depressing Sunday hangover. COLLECTIVE BRAIN DECAY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/programma-sportweekend-antonelli-gaat-voor-t
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