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Rookbommen gevonden in stadion FC Dordrecht voor wedstrijd tegen NAC, middenstip ook verdwenen

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: De Telegraaf·6 Nov, 03:58 pm
Rookbommen gevonden in stadion FC Dordrecht voor wedstrijd tegen NAC, middenstip ook verdwenen — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Rookbommen gevonden in FC Dordrecht stadion voor NAC-wedstrijd.

The UNHINGED Take

So the fuss was about kicking a ball; fans instead threw smoke grenades, making the game invisible. Now the whole stadium smells like ex‑protestants. Congratulations, Dutch fireworks monopoly.

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The Bottom Line

CANNON BRAIN / 10

So the fuss was about kicking a ball; fans instead threw smoke grenades, making the game invisible.

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So the fuss was about kicking a ball; fans instead threw smoke grenades, making the game invisible. CANNON BRAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/rookbommen-gevonden-in-stadion-fc-dordrecht-voor-wedstrijd #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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