The Straight Version
Police escort at polio site in Pakistan killed by motorcycle gang on day
The UNHINGED Take
Bullsessed bikers cocked hostels, shooting cops that thought they were Botoxers. The police get murdered like expired stroopwafels. Total chaos!

The Bottom Line
CHICKEN KILLERS / 10
Bullsessed bikers cocked hostels, shooting cops that thought they were Botoxers.
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