The Straight Version
Two China pandas, Ping Ping and Fu Shuang, opened at Atlanta Zoo after two-year absence.
The UNHINGED Take
The Beehive clowns spent all that time justifying exclusivity and giving tax cuts instead of feeding these muppets.

The Bottom Line
GARDEN-VARITY TAKE / 10
The Beehive clowns spent all that time justifying exclusivity and giving tax cuts instead of feeding these muppets.
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The Beehive clowns spent all that time justifying exclusivity and giving tax cuts instead of feeding these muppets. GARDEN-VARITY TAKE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/us-giant-pandas-from-china-make-public-debut #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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