The Straight Version
Over 43 million Americans have cast early ballots as the US midterm election race enters its final days.
The UNHINGED Take
Forty-three million muppets sprinting to the ballot box to pick which flavor of dumpster fire burns their country down next. Absolute terminal delusion on a continental scale.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10
Forty-three million muppets sprinting to the ballot box to pick which flavor of dumpster fire burns their country down next.
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Forty-three million muppets sprinting to the ballot box to pick which flavor of dumpster fire burns their country down next. COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/us-midterms-3-days-to-go-what-latest #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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