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US midterms: Could Senate candidate James Talarico turn Texas blue?

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 10:30 am
US midterms: Could Senate candidate James Talarico turn Texas blue? — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Democrat James Talarico is attempting to flip a Texas Senate seat currently held by Republican Ken Paxton.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking a Bible-thumping Democrat can out-grift the human embodiment of corruption in a Texas landslide. This isn't a campaign, it is just a scenic route to another pathetic blue-state meltdown.

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Imagine thinking a Bible-thumping Democrat can out-grift the human embodiment of corruption in a Texas landslide.

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Imagine thinking a Bible-thumping Democrat can out-grift the human embodiment of corruption in a Texas landslide. COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/us-midterms-could-senate-candidate-james-talarico-turn #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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