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Verkoopprijzen industrie opnieuw hoger door duurdere olie

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: De Telegraaf·30 Oct, 06:50 am
Verkoopprijzen industrie opnieuw hoger door duurdere olie — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Industrial sale prices up as oil costs spike

The UNHINGED Take

De Telegraaf’s 'oil surge' case shows how Dutch industry loves a headache, raising stock prices like a shameless barista. Meanwhile, our taxpayers’ wallet gets watered down, no wonder Europe's plight.

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The Bottom Line

SUCKS TO FLY / 10

De Telegraaf’s 'oil surge' case shows how Dutch industry loves a headache, raising stock prices like a shameless barista.

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