The Straight Version
An astronaut from the ISS cast his vote for NZ midterms from orbit.
The UNHINGED Take
Kiwi muppets up there playing Senate by satellite while Beehive clowns pork for pork tickets. Absolute egg. Moon battery!

The Bottom Line
CELEBRATED BRAIN ROT / 10
Kiwi muppets up there playing Senate by satellite while Beehive clowns pork for pork tickets.
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Kiwi muppets up there playing Senate by satellite while Beehive clowns pork for pork tickets. CELEBRATED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/video-astronaut-vertelt-hoe-hij-vanuit-iss-heeft #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥
