The Straight Version
King Charles failed to secure an umbrella during a rain shower while visiting the Caribbean.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being the literal King of England and getting outsmarted by basic precipitation. This fossil is too busy waiting for a servant to hold his canopy to realize he is just a wet, crumbling antique.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE DAMP SQUID / 10
Imagine being the literal King of England and getting outsmarted by basic precipitation.
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