The Straight Version
Xavi Hernandez publicly praised Frenkie de Jong, claiming he can play effectively as a right-back.
The UNHINGED Take
Xavi is absolutely cooked if he thinks shoving a world-class midfielder into the backline is genius instead of a desperate, lobotomized fever dream. Stick to the bench, you bald fraud.
The Bottom Line
TACTICAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Xavi is absolutely cooked if he thinks shoving a world-class midfielder into the backline is genius instead of a desperate, lobotomized fever dream.
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Xavi is absolutely cooked if he thinks shoving a world-class midfielder into the backline is genius instead of a desperate, lobotomized fever dream. TACTICAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/video-xavi-over-rechtsback-frenkie-de-jong-topspeler #NZElection2026
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