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Voetbalnomade André Krul terug in Nederland: 'Sliep in Senegal op de grond'

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NU.nl·28 Oct, 05:04 am
Voetbalnomade André Krul terug in Nederland: 'Sliep in Senegal op de grond' — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

André Krul returns to VVSB after sleeping on Senegal ground.

The UNHINGED Take

Krul, after sleeping on Senegal grass, returned to VVSB, yet the turf still felt like a rented shack. If football were a crime, he'd be headline‑horror.

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The Bottom Line

GRAPPLING LOST GRADES / 10

Krul, after sleeping on Senegal grass, returned to VVSB, yet the turf still felt like a rented shack.

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Krul, after sleeping on Senegal grass, returned to VVSB, yet the turf still felt like a rented shack. GRAPPLING LOST GRADES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/voetbalnomade-andr-krul-terug-in-nederland-sliep-in #UnhingedWorld

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