The Straight Version
Solar startup Soly collapsed despite a 200 million euro valuation and backing from Shell and ABP.
The UNHINGED Take
The Van der Meulen brothers cosplayed as green messiahs until the money burned out, leaving everyone holding the bag while they pivot to the next delusion. Pure amateur hour.
The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10
The Van der Meulen brothers cosplayed as green messiahs until the money burned out, leaving everyone holding the bag while they pivot to the next delusion.
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The Van der Meulen brothers cosplayed as green messiahs until the money burned out, leaving everyone holding the bag while they pivot to the next delusion. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/zonnepanelenleverancier-soly-van-milan-en-patrick-van-der #NZEl
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