1-0: Pattinson, London City

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: VG·8 Nov, 02:45 pm

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Pattinson scored the decisive goal in London City's 1-0 victory.

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Imagine thinking a single goal in a basement-tier match matters. London City is a glorified Sunday league circus masquerading as a professional club.

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UTTERLY PATHETIC FOOTBALL / 10

Imagine thinking a single goal in a basement-tier match matters.

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Imagine thinking a single goal in a basement-tier match matters. UTTERLY PATHETIC FOOTBALL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/1-0-pattinson-london-city #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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1-0: Pattinson, London City

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