The Straight Version
Aftenposten reports Norway is now considering raising the e‑scooter age limit to 16.
The UNHINGED Take
They think 16‑year‑old tenants can skate through traffic while the government waddles behind, inventing laws after each crash, like a drunk troll building barricades on a fjord.

The Bottom Line
POLICY HAZARD / 10
They think 16‑year‑old tenants can skate through traffic while the government waddles behind, inventing laws after each crash, like a drunk troll building barricades on a fjord.
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They think 16‑year‑old tenants can skate through traffic while the government waddles behind, inventing laws after each crash, like a drunk troll building barricades on a fjord. POLICY HAZARD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/16-rsgrense-for-elsparkesykkel-sendt-p-h-rin
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