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Aftenposten: Høiby ankar varetektsfengsling til Høgsterett

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NRK·6 Nov, 11:01 am
Aftenposten: Høiby ankar varetektsfengsling til Høgsterett — Norway
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The Straight Version

Marius Borg Høiby appeals his detention to the Supreme Court while confined at the Skaugum estate.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine crying for freedom from a royal mansion while your legal team burns through taxpayers' patience. This trust-fund degenerate thinks the law is just a suggestion for people with better bloodlines.

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The Bottom Line

ELITE LEVEL ENTITLEMENT / 10

Imagine crying for freedom from a royal mansion while your legal team burns through taxpayers' patience.

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